Barney Frank March 31 1940 - May 19 2026

 

HEY BARNEY, WAKE UP!  IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO HOME!

Barney has flown south to Fire Lake, his eternal home.  His butt buddy Chrissie Matthews isn't feeling very well about this.

Barney was quite the stinker while he was on this planet.  But now, he's caged up and getting a colonoscopy from his 72 "gay virgins."

Barney's last drink is a Flaming Mo.  And now he's caged forever, getting an eternal colonoscopy in Fire Lake.